So I turned down a Commission from someone who is honestly a Dipshit.

  • OH BY THE WAY, this guy, who is trying to make me out to be awful? That one? Someone made him gift art and all he did was insult the fuck out of it.

  • [These are all direct CopyPasta from Notes on FurAffinity]

  • Catso:

    I am an interested in purchasing a commision from you, seeing as, like I previously said, I'm quite glad to chip in where I can help. Despite you hating me and just about anyone else it seems. <3

  • [Right there he's already opening up a can of worms that didn't need to be opened. I didn't even have to reply to this fuckhead, but I did anyway, and this is how his dumb ass starts a business transaction.]

  • Catso:

    But yes despite our past and your situation with people close to me, I'd rather like to pay you to draw my finally realized dragon form, as I'd like to aid.

  • Me:

    I'm only doing busts. And I don't know what your "fully realized" dragon looks like.

  • Catso:

    http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10168039/ I don't mind him being a bit lighter, but I've peaked and seen the kind of chubby you draw, that'll do. As you're doing busts, and I saw the samples, that'll be fine. Character's naturally chesty mind, not quite herm but not fully male.

  • ["HIM!?" HAH! What a laugh, but whatever.]

  • Catso:

    Character's naturally chesty mind, not quite herm but not fully male. Also the tailmouth thing isn't important as, normally, it's pretty much a hidden thing.

  • Me:

    Welp, that's a big NOPE.

  • [He already put me off and what he's asking me to draw didn't help, especially since I turned him down a long time ago for the same shit. Dude doesn't fucking get it cuz his tiny pea brain just doesn't have the capacity to understand such a simple concept of "No! I don't like it!"]

  • Catso:

    Legit shame that.

  • Catso:

    Why tho?

  • Me:

    Don't like it.

  • Catso:

    Well, seeing as you clearly don't need the money as bad as you say you do, I'm very glad that I am not helping further your coke addiction. Good day sir.

  • [Aw naw he didn't!]

  • Me:

    And see? This bullshit of yours is ANOTHER reason why I will never, EVER accept a commission from you, EVER.

  • Me:

    Just because I need the money DOES NOT mean I'll LOWER MY FUCKING STANDARDS to draw your HIDEOUS bullshit.

  • Me:

    I don't like your characters, you have horrendous character designs, they are ugly and flat out disgusting and make absolutely ZERO sense.

  • Me:

    The lure of money will never make me swim in filth. You can take it and eat it.

  • [And I proceeded to Block at this point. His retaliation? Defacing my art and calling me a Coke-Head. Dumb piece of shit doesn't actually know who he's dealing with and he will receive a much harder retaliation in the future.]

So I turned down a Commission from someone who is honestly a Dipshit.

  • [These are all direct CopyPasta from Notes on FurAffinity]

  • Catso:

    I am an interested in purchasing a commision from you, seeing as, like I previously said, I'm quite glad to chip in where I can help. Despite you hating me and just about anyone else it seems. <3

  • [Right there he's already opening up a can of worms that didn't need to be opened. I didn't even have to reply to this fuckhead, but I did anyway, and this is how his dumb ass starts a business transaction.]

  • Catso:

    But yes despite our past and your situation with people close to me, I'd rather like to pay you to draw my finally realized dragon form, as I'd like to aid.

  • Me:

    I'm only doing busts. And I don't know what your "fully realized" dragon looks like.

  • Catso:

    http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10168039/ I don't mind him being a bit lighter, but I've peaked and seen the kind of chubby you draw, that'll do. As you're doing busts, and I saw the samples, that'll be fine. Character's naturally chesty mind, not quite herm but not fully male.

  • ["HIM!?" HAH! What a laugh, but whatever.]

  • Catso:

    Character's naturally chesty mind, not quite herm but not fully male. Also the tailmouth thing isn't important as, normally, it's pretty much a hidden thing.

  • Me:

    Welp, that's a big NOPE.

  • [He already put me off and what he's asking me to draw didn't help, especially since I turned him down a long time ago for the same shit. Dude doesn't fucking get it cuz his tiny pea brain just doesn't have the capacity to understand such a simple concept of "No! I don't like it!"]

  • Catso:

    Legit shame that.

  • Catso:

    Why tho?

  • Me:

    Don't like it.

  • Catso:

    Well, seeing as you clearly don't need the money as bad as you say you do, I'm very glad that I am not helping further your coke addiction. Good day sir.

  • [Aw naw he didn't!]

  • Me:

    And see? This bullshit of yours is ANOTHER reason why I will never, EVER accept a commission from you, EVER.

  • Me:

    Just because I need the money DOES NOT mean I'll LOWER MY FUCKING STANDARDS to draw your HIDEOUS bullshit.

  • Me:

    I don't like your characters, you have horrendous character designs, they are ugly and flat out disgusting and make absolutely ZERO sense.

  • Me:

    The lure of money will never make me swim in filth. You can take it and eat it.

  • [And I proceeded to Block at this point. His retaliation? Defacing my art and calling me a Coke-Head. Dumb piece of shit doesn't actually know who he's dealing with and he will receive a much harder retaliation in the future.]

  • What is funny is I did about barely ANY of the stuff he's bitching about, someone else asked me to send him that stuff after he turned me down. x3

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garurus:

Pounds of cuteness! 

asdf

garurus:

Pounds of cuteness! 

asdf

squidbiscuit:

Lots of requests for slime boys….so here’s one….and yes that is jizz…I read a really weird monster girl bio on slime girls a while back and disgustingly enough it listed them as sustaining on semen.

Meee

squidbiscuit:

Lots of requests for slime boys….so here’s one….and yes that is jizz…I read a really weird monster girl bio on slime girls a while back and disgustingly enough it listed them as sustaining on semen.

Meee

doublejoeseven:

zu-art:

Nepeta baby

qtp89:

Sick

qtp89:

Sick

Burnie and Joe The Cat
“Let me tell you something about Joe The Cat: he does not give a fuck!”

(Source: miguellguerreiro)

kijikun:

daunt:

saintawesome:

kijikun:

beardaddy:

The Red Lantern Origin story for Dex-Starr

Okay this is so stupid, but I’m crying. I’m legit bawling my eyes out. I can’t even put into words why I’m crying. 

Don’t feel bad. I’ve read this about a dozen times and I cry every time.

omg op, how dare you put this on my dash. How dare you make me cry all over again for this kitty. :(((  I LOVE THIS BACKSTORY.

STORY TIME: Artist Shane Davis added a cat Red Lantern to the back of a villain lineup as a joke but the editors loved it so much they made him leave the cat in.  The next script came in with a big scene for the cat lantern at the end and Davis said they HAD to name the Dex-Starr after his own cat Dexter. :)))

And so they did!

I’m not crying any less the second time. ;_;  I’m going to go snuggle my kitties. 

feedistconfessions:

I wish I could find another gay guy, around my age, who could rub my stuffed belly and snuggle me as I sleep through a big meal.

feedistconfessions:

I wish I could find another gay guy, around my age, who could rub my stuffed belly and snuggle me as I sleep through a big meal.

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